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For Mom and Dad!

Cast: Postman, Tycho, Thomas Kemper, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A postman is at the door handing Tycho a package.}
Box: Parents, use this skit to teach your kids about these dangerous games!
Tycho: Sega Marine Fishing? No, no one here plays those types of... Oh God. Dear God!

Panel 2

{Thomas and Gabe are sat on the couch playing games. Tycho is holding an electronic rod.}
Tycho: What do you have to say for yourself, young man?
Gabe: That's... That's not mine!

Panel 3

Tycho: Maybe it belongs to the other Johnny that lives here. Maybe we should ask him!
Gabe: Fine, whatever. I was at this party, right? A buncha guys were playing it, passing the rod around. I just wanted to be cool.

Panel 4

{Tycho puts the rod away.}
Tycho: What have I taught you about Fishing games? They're gateway games. They get you hooked on harder stuff! What's next, TNN Outdoor Pro Buck Fucker? Are you a Buck Fucker, Johnny? Are you?!?

WATCH FOR THESE WARNING SIGNS:

  1. LOSS OF INTEREST IN ACTION OR RPG TITLES.
  2. FREQUENT OR EXCESSIVE REELING.
  3. PREOCCUPATION WITH THE BIG ONE.

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Preceded by:
April 13, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 18, 2001


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