Dear Stupid People:

Cast: Customer, Jill

Related Articles: The Real World

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Outside the Real World resteraunt. Customer and Jill are off panel.}
Jill: {off panel} Welcome to the Real World. I can take your order whenever you're...
Customer: {off panel} I'm still looking.

Panel 2

{Inside, the customer is stood.}
Customer: Okay, uh... I'll take some simple answers to complex problems, a knee-jerk reaction, and a side order of scapegoats.

Panel 3

{Zoom out slightly. Jill is present behind the counter.}
Jill: I'm so sorry, sir - we stopped serving cliches at 11!

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
April 20, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 25, 2001

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