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Kaschwein

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other.}
Tycho: Okay, so you have the $399 version, which is the actual 360 - a wireless wonderland. The future is here, and you can't afford it.
Gabe: What can I afford?

Panel 2

{Gabe grabs his piggy bank. Tycho stands behind him.}
Tycho: You can afford the Xbox Three-Shitty. It's twisted, it's evil, and it will clip off the end of your penis like a tiny guillotine. No, don't break your sad little pig. You need big person money. You can't roll in there with five stupid bucks.

Panel 3

{Gabe counts the money from the piggy bank he has just broke. Tycho is looking over his shoulder.}
Tycho: {shocked} There must be, like a thousand fucking dollars here! Where did you get all this money?
Gabe: I steal it from the people I kill.
Tycho: You're crazy!
Gabe: I think there's enough here for two.
Tycho: Crazy awesome!

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Preceded by:
August 17, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 22, 2005


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