Man's Inhumanity To Man
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- Panel 1
{Tycho is stood in the foreground on the phone. Gabe is stood in the background, putting a fork into the toaster.}
Tycho: Hello. I'm calling to cancel the service that you signed me up for without my knowledge. Some kind of account protection?
Person: {phone} I understand completely, sir. But are you aware that, if you were to die - say, in a suspicious accident - Sears would continue making payments on your new toaster?
- Panel 2
{Gabe is being electrocuted and is now a silhouette. A bright light is in the background.}
Tycho: There are no payments. I paid cash. It's my toaster.
Person: {phone} But in that case, who would not make the no payments? Think about the undebt you'd be leaving your family. Do you really want to burden them with not that?
- Panel 3
{Gabe has disappeared. An outline of Gabe's body is on the wall. Toast has popped out of the toaster.}
Tycho: Wow. Does that shit actually work on some people?
Person: {phone} It doesn't not work. Are you sure you don't still want to not cancel?
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