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Corn Men are a diabolical race of evil corn men who plan to take over the world.

History[]

Corn Men were first discovered by Tycho Brahe when he started to wear corn masks to infiltrate the race. When one piece of corn was on his face, Johnathan Gabriel figured out the entire ruse, much to the annoyance of the Corn Men.

The details of their plan to take over the world, and indeed how they could be considered truly diabolical, are both an enigma as of now. In any case, their plans have not made any visible progress.

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