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As Foretold In Revelations

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Jesus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe has the door open for Jesus, who is stood in the doorway. Tycho is off panel for the entire strip.}
Gabe: Hey, Jesus. Tycho! It's the Jesus!
Tycho: What's up, lamb of hosts?
Jesus: I came to talk to you guys about the true meaning of Christmas.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Jesus's face.}
Jesus: Christmas is like my birthday, only instead of buying presents for me, you buy them for all your friends. I don't really need presents, because I live in heaven with God and stuff.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe is pointing at Jesus.}
Gabe: Wow. So what's heaven like, Jesus?
Jesus: It's pretty cool. I think you guys would like it.
Gabe: So did you want to throw down in some Double Dash?
Jesus: Shit yeah, ladies. I bring those blue sparks.

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Preceded by:
December 10, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 15, 2003


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