An Unbelievably Merch Christmas
Cast: Santa Claus, Sarah Claus, The Merch
Transcript[]
- Panel 1
{Santa is reading over his list.}
Santa: Hm.
Santa: Hmmm.
Santa: Oh no.
- Panel 2
{Sarah appears. Santa raises his arms.}
Santa: Boys and girls aren't buying enough Merch merch this year.
Sarah: What does it mean?
Santa: You know what it means, Sarah.
- Panel 3
{Scene change. The Merch is lying in the snow, blood dripping from his teeth.}
Santa: {voice over} "Christmas is fucked."
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