February 16, 2004
From Penny Arcade
One Man's Heaven
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- Panel 1
{Tycho is stood behind Gabe, who is on the computer. The room is dark.}
Gabe: I can't think of a single good reason to play Unreal Tournament 2004 online.
- Panel 2
{Zoom into Gabe's face.}
Gabe: Playing here with bots, I get no lag, no bitching, no spawn camping, there's nobody yelling about the balance, no bullshit. I don't hear any whining about which weapon is cheap or talking about noobs.
Gabe: It's heaven.
- Panel 3
{Zoom out.}
Tycho: "Gabe Heaven" consists of a barren world, devoid of life, populated by yourself and an army of robots whose behavior you control. Is that about right?
Gabe: It's a shame your kind won't live to see it.
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| Preceded by: February 13, 2004 | Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: February 18, 2004 |
