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In Which Fair Food Makes An Appearance

Cast: Gabe, Thomas Kemper, Blue Angel, Jesus, Red Angel

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood next to Thomas as Thomas licks himself.}
Gabe: Why would Garage Games even make a video where you fly around with a spinfusor? That's just mean.

Panel 2

{Thomas stops licking himself and looks the other way as Gabe looks into the sky.}
Gabe: It'd be like Jesus descending in glory, and believing the rapture was upon you, swept into eternal bliss at the right hand of the Father.
Gabe: Only, not.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Jesus is descending from the Heavens in glory with the Sun behind him and angels playing instruments.}
Jesus: Hey guys. No, relax! I'm not staying.
Jesus: I heard you guys are frying Twinkies now. I had to get in on that.

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February 17, 2006
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