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Expose!

Cast: Andy, Guy, Harold, Gabe, Bob, Tycho

Transcript Edit

PENNY ARCADE'S SOURCES DEEP WITHIN ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE HAVE REVEALED THEIR TOP SECRET TRAINING MATERIALS. THEY WILL SHOCK YOU!

"...It's always a good idea to develop a good inventory of opening lines that work for most any customer..."

Panel 1

{Andy and Guy are stood facing each other. Guy is shooing Andy away. Box at bottom.}
Andy: I've finally got vacation coming up and I can't wait, but... I haven't a clue where to go! Any ideas - where do you think would be fun?*
Guy: How about going over there, away from me.
Box: *actual quote

Panel 2

{Scene change. Harold and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is holding a game and looks pissed off. Box at bottom.}
Harold: Can you believe all that controversy over the award for best picture? Who would you have chosen?*
Gabe: {angrily} Your mom, bitch! Now ring up my Goddamn game!
Box: *also a quote

Panel 3

{Scene change. Bob and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho has his hands in the air. Box at bottom.}
Bob: I can never remember... What does it mean again if the groundhog sees his shadow tomorrow?*
Tycho: Lo, it means the Son of God has returned! Woe unto all ye sinners!
Box: *this too is a quote

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Preceded by:
February 3, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 7, 2003


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