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Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Answertron 2000

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other.}
Tycho: I should take out this 3dfx card and put a sandwich in there.
Gabe: Still having trouble with their automated support line?

Panel 2

{Tycho pulls out a nail.}
Tycho: I'm gonna flip a coin. Heads, I call them. Tails, I pound this nail into my eye.
Gabe: I win either way!

Panel 3

{Tycho has got burn marks over him. He is on the phone. A line is going from the top-right to bottom-left. Answertron 2000 is at the bottom-right.}
Tycho: I got a bad shock when I put that butter on the card. I can't feel my face now.
Answertron: EXCELLENT. NOW PUT BUTTER ON YOUR HEAD AND BODY.

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Preceded by:
February 7, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 11, 2000


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