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Emerging From Hideous Cocoons

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{Two cocoons are being opened at the top by Tycho and Gabe respectively.}
Gabe: Marvel left Capcom and went to EA for new characters?
Tycho: Why wouldn't they? EA's games are virtually defined by their compelling characters.
Gabe: Alright, name one.

Panel 2

{Tycho and Gabe are topless as they each clamber out of the cocoons.}
Tycho: That's easy. You've got car, snowboard guy, shooting guy... I could do this all day. Baseball guy.
Gabe: Wow.
Gabe: I get it now, yeah. Makes total sense. Who needs MegaMan or Strider when you've got snowboard guy, and car.

Panel 3

{Gabe and Tycho look away from the audience on an alien ship. Several alien spacecrafts are destroying the Earth. Gabe and Tycho are naked.}
Tycho: And football guy.
Gabe: Oh, I fucking love "football guy."

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February 6, 2004
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