I Hate Tycho is a special service owned by Johnathan Gabriel. It is a worthwhile scheme to make $600 for the GeForce3.
The main e-mail address is email@example.com. (It is not a real e-mail address, however.) The phone number is 1-800-555-5555.
I Hate Tycho has its very own motto, which is "kicking his ass is our business." The motto itself explains everything about the business and even has a picture to go with it; a picture of Tycho beaten up.