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happy new year

Cast: Answertron 2000, Gabe, Answertron ("Blue"), Answertron ("Purple")

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The panel is split into two. The top-left has the Answertron 2000 and the bottom-right has Gabe on the phone.}
Answertron: HELLO I AM THE ANSWERTRON TWO-THOUSAND. PLEASE STATE THE NATURE-
Gabe: Right. Your dumb cable is out, and I can't watch Dick Clark get his mack on. Make with the fixing!
Answertron: IT CAN ONLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO HUMAN ERROR.

Panel 2

Gabe: Well, maybe you could pretend that you're not fixing it, but fix it anyway?
Answertron: I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, GABE.

Panel 3

{Answertron 2000 is next to two other Answertrons.}
Answertron: WE WILL HAVE A TECHNICIAN COME OUT AND KILL YOU TOMORROW, I MEAN, FIX YOUR CABLE.
Blue: MY RESOLUTION FOR BINARY YEAR 11111010001 IS TO BURN OUT THE SUN AND DESTROY ALL LIFE.
Purple: YOU'VE GOT TO AIM HIGH.

Fun Facts Edit

  • The Answertron 2000 somehow figures out Gabe's name.

External Links Edit


Preceded by:
December 29, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 3, 2001


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