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I Wouldn't Drink That, Seriously

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

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Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is opening a bottle of Root Beer. A case of Root Beer is behind them.}
Gabe: I know it's great, but one of us has to hate the X-Box.
Tycho: Why?
Gabe: It's simple. Without tension between us, where will we get the witty banter? The back and forth?

Panel 2

{Gabe opens the bottle and hands it to Tycho.}
Gabe: Let me paint the scene: I like it, you don't like it. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Tycho: Look, I'd been meaning to talk to you about this whole "wacky hijinks" thing. Nine times out of ten, I get fucked. It's shaft city. Like, with the scorpions - what was up with that?

Panel 3

{A scorpion pops out of Tycho's Root Beer as he holds it and Gabe gets another.}
Gabe: I don't know how that got in there.

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Preceded by:
January 8, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 12, 2001


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