January 19, 2004
From Penny Arcade
Channeling Kevin Smith
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- Panel 1
{Gabe and Tycho are walking through the park. Tycho has his eyes closed and is holding his head.}
Gabe: How about Godzilla?
Tycho: {annoyed} I'm finished talking about this. Van Helsing can kill any monster, alright? Period.
- Panel 2
{Gabe raises his hands slightly. Tycho begins to turn around.}
Gabe: I don't think he could kill Batman.
Tycho: They'd never fight, because Batman's not a monster.
Gabe: Could he kill the moon, though? What if the moon, like, turned into some kind of monster. Like... Like a monster moon.
- Panel 3
{Tycho turns around and puts his finger directly on Gabe's shirt, pointing.}
Tycho: {irritated} Yes. Even if the monster moon were hauled out of orbit by pre-crisis Superman and flung at a sleeping Van Helsing, with Batman on it, Van Helsing would still win.
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| Preceded by: January 16, 2004 | Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: January 21, 2004 |
