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Real Answers To Pressing Questions

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Man, Partner

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Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sitting next to each other on a couch, both looking at something off-panel. Gabe is holding an XBox 360 controller, and Tycho has a look of weariness.}
Gabe: Why is every object in Devil May Cry 4 completely full of crystallized demon blood? See? There's even demon blood in this Goddamned dumpster.
Gabe: What is it doing in there?

Panel 2

{A brunet man wearing a blue flowered shirt is standing in front of an open refrigerator looking into it. Inside the refrigerator are mundane items and a large red crystal with three holes in it that form eyes and a wailing mouth. His partner is talking from off-panel.}
Man: Honey, is this demon blood still good? I think it's crystallized.
Partner: Well, what's the date?
Man: I dunno. The back is all written in the Deeptongue.

Panel 3

{Scene rotates to show front of the man holding the crystallized demon blood, face toward him, with both hands. His head is turned to talk toward his partner, who is still off-panel.}
Man: Eugh! Smells awful. Maybe it's supposed to? It is demon blood. Fuck it. I'm throwing this out. Let's call for pizza.

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Preceded by:
January 23, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 28, 2008


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