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Move over, Hell!

Cast: Answertron 2000, Tycho

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{Answertron is in the top-left segment, Tycho is in the bottom-right segment. Tycho is on the phone. A line disconnects the two parts.}
Answertron: HELLO. I AM THE ANSWERTRON 2000. PLEASE STATE THE NATURE OF YOUR CABLE EMERGENCY.
Tycho: The problem is I don't have any cable. It's just snow on the screen.

Panel 2

Answertron: THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE ANSWERTRON 2000. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Tycho: Look here - there's no such thing as a nice day without cable.

Panel 3

Answertron: IT SURE SUCKS TO BE YOU. HA HA HA.
Tycho: What? Are you laughing at me, now?

Panel 4

Answertron: NO. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY. HA HA HA.
Tycho: {angrily} Dammit, that's it! I want to talk to a live person!

Panel 5

Answertron: OF COURSE. PLEASE HOLD.
Tycho: That's what I'm talking about. Gonna get my customer service on!

Panel 6

{Tycho is wearing a welding mask and holding a blowtorch.}
Answertron: HELLO. THIS IS MARY. I AM A HUMAN WITH SOFT SKIN.
Tycho: Just keep laughing. I'm getting in my car.

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Preceded by:
January 26, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 31, 2000


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