Move over, Hell!
Cast: Answertron 2000, Tycho
Transcript[]
- Panel 1
{Answertron is in the top-left segment, Tycho is in the bottom-right segment. Tycho is on the phone. A line disconnects the two parts.}
Answertron: HELLO. I AM THE ANSWERTRON 2000. PLEASE STATE THE NATURE OF YOUR CABLE EMERGENCY.
Tycho: The problem is I don't have any cable. It's just snow on the screen.
- Panel 2
Answertron: THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE ANSWERTRON 2000. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Tycho: Look here - there's no such thing as a nice day without cable.
- Panel 3
Answertron: IT SURE SUCKS TO BE YOU. HA HA HA.
Tycho: What? Are you laughing at me, now?
- Panel 4
Answertron: NO. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY. HA HA HA.
Tycho: {angrily} Dammit, that's it! I want to talk to a live person!
- Panel 5
Answertron: OF COURSE. PLEASE HOLD.
Tycho: That's what I'm talking about. Gonna get my customer service on!
- Panel 6
{Tycho is wearing a welding mask and holding a blowtorch.}
Answertron: HELLO. THIS IS MARY. I AM A HUMAN WITH SOFT SKIN.
Tycho: Just keep laughing. I'm getting in my car.
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Preceded by: January 26, 2000 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: January 31, 2000 |