They're Really Long
Cast: Div
Related Articles: Div's Happy Hour, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You
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- Panel 1
{Div is stood facing the audience with a grin on his face.}
Div: My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?
- Panel 2
{Div points to himself with his thumb.}
Div: Will they even have a Spit command? This is the kind of thing I think about. And what about my ultra-rare cars - what am I supposed to do with them on your stupid internet?
- Panel 3
{Close up on the What The Fuck Is Wrong With You card.}
Card: Move out of your Parents' Garage (which you call "The Painkeep"), wash your greasy hair, and take that fucking chain off your wallet. Nobody's going to steal your bus pass.
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