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January 28, 2005

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Nondenominational Well Wishing

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Jesus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is in sneezing position.}
Gabe: HA-CHOO!

Panel 2

{Gabe turns angrily on Tycho, who is stood behind Gabe.}
Gabe: What the fuck! Why didn't you bless me?
Tycho: Bless you?
Gabe: "God Bless you," because I sneezed.
Tycho: I guess I don't really do that.

Panel 3

{Gabe turns and points at Tycho.}
Gabe: Did you know that every time a person sneezes, their heart stops? That's why you bless them. Sneezing is dangerous!
Tycho: You seem to have made it through okay.

Panel 4

{Gabe grabs his heart and coughs up blood. Tycho is off panel.}
Gabe: Well, you were lucky that time. Ha... Ha-CHOO! Wa... Grkh!

Panel 5

{Jesus is stood behind Tycho. The halo is creating a light.}
Jesus: Oh shits! What happened here? Did you bless him?
Tycho: Well, I mean... I was gonna.

Panel 6

{Jesus has his hand on his chest. Gabe is stood next to Jesus. Tycho is off panel.}
Jesus: Man, now I have to take him back to my eternal heavenly palace.
Gabe: Yeah, thanks a lot, fucker. Let's go, Jesus.
Jesus: We out.

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Preceded by:
January 26, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 31, 2005


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