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It Is A Sensitive Topic

Cast: Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is standing in front of a white backdrop. He is addressing the readers.}
Gabe: Hello, reader. Mario Party is bullshit, and if you like it, then you like stupid bullshit.
Gabe: Sometimes you'll collect a bunch of coins, but you find later that they were anti-coins, which can only be traded for Nega-Stars.

Panel 2

{Gabe raises his hands in anger.}
Gabe: Then some fucker takes your star, because it's raining, and you didn't have the rain boots or some fucking CRAP!
Gabe: Or maybe you got all the coins, and then a bomb falls on you for no good Goddamn reason. And then at the end, they just start giving out stars to assholes who don't deserve them. You landed on the most blue spaces? STAR. Do you have a favorite color? STAR!

Panel 3

{Gabe shakes his fist.}
Gabe: You have the least number of the stars? That's worth a star. IS it? Is it fucking REALLY?

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Preceded by:
January 26, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 31, 2007


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