The New Hotness

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Apple Store Clerk

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is talking to the clerk.}
Gabe: My laptop gets really hot.
Clerk: Well, it would. It's dissipating heat.
Gabe: Yeah, but it melted my scrotum.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is standing on Tycho's left. Clerk is off panel.}
Gabe: Using this Macbook is like putting my dick in a George Foreman Grill. Okay? It's like making a penis panini.
Clerk: You're exaggerating.
Gabe: I'm not! Look!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe is showing his Macbook in Tycho's face. Tycho's face is melting and his scalp is on fire.}

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
January 28, 2009
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 2, 2009

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