Penny Arcade Is A Comedy Bistro

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch playing the Playstation. Gabe is looking away.}
Tycho: So, I just kicked your ass at Guilty Gear XX?
Gabe: {annoyed} You didn't "kick my ass." You won. Barely.

Panel 2

{Gabe looks at Tycho.}
Tycho: But I still have all my health. That's the red bar, right? You never even hit me. What do you call it?
Gabe: I call it, you know, button-mashing. I saw you mash them.
Tycho: Well, I was pushing them, and you died. I guess I pushed the right ones, huh?

Panel 3

{Gabe stands up and looks at Tycho. Gabe's pad has been put away.}
Gabe: Listen, I was up late. I think I'm gonna go bed.
Tycho: It's, like, two in the afternoon! We should keep playing!
Gabe: I wish you were fucking dead.

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Preceded by:
January 4, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 9, 2002

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