The Gang
Cast: Link, Blue Link, Fuchsia Link, Red Link
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- Panel 1
{Link is stood showing the audience Blue, who is sat in a pile of Force Gems.}
Link: First up we've got Blue, who has developed an unhealthy relationship with Force Gems.
Blue: {happily} I can taste the rainbow. And it tastes good.
Link: We were going to have an intervention, but then he bit my hand.
- Panel 2
{Scene change. Link has his hand on Fuchsia's shoulder.}
Link: Here's Fuchsia, he's gay.
Fuchsia: {unhappily} I'm not gay.
Link: It's cool, nobody cares.
- Panel 3
{Scene change. Link and Red are facing each other. Red is protectively holding a fire wand.}
Link: And here's Red. We call him Slash and Burn, because he cuts things down, and then burns them. Can I try the fire wand? Just for, like, a second.
Red: Go fuck yourself.
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| Preceded by: June 9, 2004 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: June 14, 2004 |