June 25, 2004
From Penny Arcade
Good Luck
Cast: Agent Hackett, Man
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- Panel 1
{Hackett and the man are sat at a table.}
Hackett: Good morning. I am Agent Hackett, FBI Internet Fraud division. I understand you requested our help.
Man: Yes. I sold a guy some pretend Star Wars money, and when he got the money, he took back the real money he gave me.
- Panel 2
{The man leans in closer.}
Hackett: Son, I did not drive three hundred miles and put on this fancy suit to listen to your Star Wars related fantasies. Now, kindly explain the fraudulent situation I am here to investigate.
Man: I think he bought a Wookiee bowcaster.
- Panel 3
{Hackett stands up holding a pen and a briefcase.}
Hackett: I am obliged to inform you that I could kill you, right now, and all I'd have to do is fill out some paperwork. Takes about ten minutes.
Man: But...
Hackett: Sir, I have the paperwork.
Man: I...
Hackett: And the pen.
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| Preceded by: June 23, 2004 | Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: June 28, 2004 |
