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Good Luck

Cast: Agent Hackett, Man

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Hackett and the man are sat at a table.}
Hackett: Good morning. I am Agent Hackett, FBI Internet Fraud division. I understand you requested our help.
Man: Yes. I sold a guy some pretend Star Wars money, and when he got the money, he took back the real money he gave me.

Panel 2

{The man leans in closer.}
Hackett: Son, I did not drive three hundred miles and put on this fancy suit to listen to your Star Wars related fantasies. Now, kindly explain the fraudulent situation I am here to investigate.
Man: I think he bought a Wookiee bowcaster.

Panel 3

{Hackett stands up holding a pen and a briefcase.}
Hackett: I am obliged to inform you that I could kill you, right now, and all I'd have to do is fill out some paperwork. Takes about ten minutes.
Man: But...
Hackett: Sir, I have the paperwork.
Man: I...
Hackett: And the pen.

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Preceded by:
June 23, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 28, 2004


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