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The Sum Of All Stuff

Cast: Man, Soldier, Bobby

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A view fo a radar screen. Box at top.}
Box: The moment you register for the Army game, a detachment of special forces commandos takes flight in an evil-looking black helicopter.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Soldiers are jumping off a helicopter and onto the roof of a house. Box at top.}
Box: Machine-gun fire withers your mother's azaleas as deadly soldiers drop like spiders on silver strands.
Soldier: Blue team, go!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Man and Soldier are pointing their guns at Bobby. Box at top.}
Box: Welcome to America's Army.
Soldier: Are you ready to be all you can be, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I peed my pants!
Soldier: That's your penis talking, son. Says he's proud of ya.

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Preceded by:
June 3, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 7, 2002


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