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He Is Count Chokeyula

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Official Penny Arcade Soul Calibur III Tournament Rules.

Panel 1

{Gabe's hand is seen with his thumb that has a bruise on it shaped like a dome. Box at top. Gabe and Tycho are off panel.}
Box: Stage One: Shit-Talk.
Gabe: {off panel} See this, you son of a bitch? This is my Soul Callous. I've been practicing since the game came out.
Tycho: {off panel} I found two pages in the strategy guide that were stuck together. What was hidden within? Unstoppable techniques!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch playing games. Box at top.}
Box: Stage Two: Round One, Fight.
Gabe: That's it. Just keep doing that same bullshit move over and over again. Oh, ring out. Big fucking surprise.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho's face is turning blue as Gabe stands behind him, choking Tycho with the PlayStation 2 controller. Box at top.}
Box: Stage Three: Genuine, Physical Violence.
Gabe: {angrily} Pepsi or choke, motherfucker?
Gabe: {angrily} PEPSI OR CHOKE?

Trivia Edit

  • The title is a reference to Count Chocula.

External Links Edit


Preceded by:
October 31, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 4, 2005


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