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Auditions Of The Damned

Cast: Director, Zombie

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Panel 1

{The director is sat in front of the Zombie, who is holding the House of the Dead script.}
Director: Okay, Mr... Zombie, is it? You'll be playing the part of "zombie". Your motivation is the brains of the living. Action!

Panel 2

{Zombie puts his script down.}
Zombie: Mmmmm.... mmuuuuuuuuh..
Director: I'll be honest with you: I just couldn't feel the hunger. But! I think we've got another role you'd be perfect for.

Panel 3

{Zombie is dressed up as a waiter.}

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Preceded by:
October 18, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 23, 2000


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