News You Can Use
Cast: Randy Pinkwood
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- Panel 1
{Randy is doing the news with the News 2 logo in the background.}
Randy: A new study shows links between videogames and violence. Or something. You know, whatever.
- Panel 2
{Randy looks seductively to the camera.}
Randy: Another report, released from my pants just moments ago, has deemed my wang "massive", "sturdy", and "fearsome."
- Panel 3
{Randy unties his tie, points to the camera and winks.}
Randy: Ladies, I'm talking to you.
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Preceded by: October 5, 2000 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: October 7, 2000 |