Randy Pinkwood is the anchorman for Channel 2 News. He has a co-anchor named Mary who finds him repulsive.

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Randy is always tempting the female news watchers that his penis is as ready as ever through the use of the news. He once had an affair with Debbie, who called it a "thrilling ride" with a "surprise ending". He managed to put this in context of a movie.

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