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SHUT UP

Cast: Chris, Ben, Carl

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Chris is sat facing the audience. Headline at bottom.}
Chris: Our top story tonight: Blizzard chilled PC gamers with last week's Ghost announcement, stirring a storm of controversy that still rages across the Internet's front lines. Consoles or PCs? Today in our studio, Carl - vocal PC enthusiast, and the Console's natural enemy. Joining us via satellite is Ben, rabid console gamer who has literally caught them all.
Headline: BREAKING NEWS: NINJA ATTACK WOUNDS SEVEN

Panel 2

{Scene change. Ben is sat facing the audience in front of a city landscape. Headline at bottom. Chris off panel.}
Chris: {off panel} Isn't it true that consoles suck? Ben.
Ben: No, that's not true Chris. PCs suck.
Headline: Ben: Rabid console gamer

Panel 3

{Scene change. Carl is sat next to Chris, facing him. Headline at bottom.}
Chris: He's got you there, Carl.
Carl: PCs don't suck, and he's gay!
Chris: Ben, your response.
Headline: Carl: Vocal PC enthusiast, and the Console's natural enemy.

Panel 4

{Back to Ben.}
Ben: I'm not gay, he's the gay one.

Panel 5

{Back to Carl and Chris.}
Chris: So. How gay are you, Carl. It's cool, I'm gay too.
Carl: I'm not gay!
Chris: I'm not gay either, I was just trying to get you to say that you were gay.
Carl: I'm not.

Panel 6

{Back to Ben.}
Ben: {smugly} He totally is.

Panel 7

{View of Carl and Ben in seperate boxes, as the two discuss over live television broadcast. Chris off panel.}
Chris: {off panel} How gay are you though, Carl? Scale of one to ten.
Carl: Zero, I guess.
Ben: That's not on the scale.
Carl: {worried} What? Uh... one, I guess. uh...
Chris: That's pretty gay. What do you think, Ben?
Ben: Super gay.

Panel 8

{Scene change. Chris is sat facing the audience. Headline at bottom.}
Chris: This is a great argument, unfortunately that's all the time we have tonight. Join us tomorrow night, when I slap a guest with my dick.
Headline: SO I CAN JUST TYPE ANYTHING AND IT WILL SHOW UP HERE

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Preceded by:
September 20, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 25, 2002


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