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Unique Gifts For The Home

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Box: Oh, sweet SkyMall. What would we do without you?
Box: Thank you for allowing me to purchase crustaceans at thirty-thousand feet.

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THE WHERE IS MOMMY MAP.

Do you have hos in different area codes? Different time zones? Diverse climates? Explaining to your multi-ethnic brood where a given mommy is can be time consuming and interferes with the life of the international playboy. Mark each mommy with a flag or whatever they use over there. Includes hanging instructions, adhesives, and an assortment of pins. 8'H x 13'L. (5 lbs.)

66554G, $124.95

HIDEOUS PORTAL TO GAEL'THOTH.

Toil slowly over this cauldron of madness until the words give way to a blood-slick rip in natural law. Will you rule in this new hell? Or will the symphony of wailing babes and sizzling human fat leave you a shuddering husk, and succor a distant memory? Comes with storage box. (2 lbs.)

66813G, $29.95.

COVER UP UNSIGHTLY SNAKES WITH LARGE BLACK THING!

Do you have snakes that come in sometimes? Don't stand for that shit. They might even have the audacity to come right into your garage. You know what would really fix their little red wagon? Precision-engineered vinyl snake covers from Reptilon. Put one of these on there and see how they like it. Fucking snakes, they think they can go wherever they want.

32995G - Snake Cover (10') $44.99. 33001G - Snake Cover (16') $79.99. 45666G - Snake Cover (20') $28.99.

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Preceded by:
September 23, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 28, 2005


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