The Merch Shirt is a t-shirt being sold in the Penny Arcade Store for $12.99.
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It is critically important that you purchase this garment!
Good boys and girls buy Merch merchandise, even if they have to steal from Mom and Dad to do it. It is only through these healing infusions that The Merch is able to rouse from his illness and dispense his surreal wisdom. Don't hesitate! Every moment you tarry hastens The Fleshreaper!
100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in fear-inducing black with an image of the Merch on the front and "The Merch" and the PA logo on the back.